breuddwyd {007} seithfed

[fated_blade]

There it was staring her down...right in the face. A formidable foe to be sure, and not one easy to develop a useful strategy against. And she had stumbled upon it unprepared! It was simply awful that her perfect walk had to be ruined by this most inconvenient of enemies...

...the most delicious looking German Chocolate cake she had ever seen.

Saber found herself entranced before the window of the bakery merely staring at this sinful treat. She wanted it so badly...but too much sugar was not only bad for her teeth, but more indulgence then she wanted to allow herself. While the tiny knight debated what on earth she should do, she merely continued to engage in her battle of will against the decadent treat.

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[fated_blade]

It is not a challenge, Gilgamesh.

[She smiles a little]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Then what is it?

[fated_blade]

I am teasing you.

[Which...she is generally bad at...]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You require lessons in humor, Saber.

[fated_blade]

Well, at least I am trying.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

You are not the only one!

[fated_blade]

[She frowns, opens the box, then offers a cookie.

Take it. Take it with dignity]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[HE DOES

And stuffs it in his mouth]

[fated_blade]

[She blinked her wide eyes for a second before picking out and taking a small bite out of her own cookie.]

Do you like it?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

[He holds up a finger, telling her to let him finish chewing.]

[fated_blade]

[She frowned, but continued to nibble on her own.]

It is your fault for trying to eat it all at once.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

It is the right of a king to eat confectioneries how he wishes.

[fated_blade]

So you wish to eat like a barbarous child?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I eat how I wish to eat.

[fated_blade]

Hmph. Your lack of manners is offensive, Gilgamesh. It is a blessing you never had any children, for they would be little monsters.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

If I had any children, they would be yours too.

[fated_blade]

[Excuse her while she blushes juuuuuust a little bit. Yeah...she secretly has all ways wanted to be a mother...shhhhhhhhhhhh]

Not even I could keep such creatures behaving appropriately.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Fuhahaha! This king wonders if they would possess red eyes or green eyes!

[fated_blade]

Logic would dictate that if there was more than one, it could be both...

But even if I could bear children, I would never have yours!

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Let us assume there would be only one. She would become the King of Warriors, a suitable predecessor to the King of Knights and King of Heroes.

[fated_blade]

'She'? Would you not wish for a son?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Why would I wish for a son when I could have another Saber?!

[No, he doesn't mean it like THAT]

[fated_blade]

...disgusting. That is the most vile--how dare you think to abuse your own child?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Did that cookie force you to have wild hallucinations?

[fated_blade]

You are the one who said it!