breuddwyd {007} seithfed

[fated_blade]

There it was staring her down...right in the face. A formidable foe to be sure, and not one easy to develop a useful strategy against. And she had stumbled upon it unprepared! It was simply awful that her perfect walk had to be ruined by this most inconvenient of enemies...

...the most delicious looking German Chocolate cake she had ever seen.

Saber found herself entranced before the window of the bakery merely staring at this sinful treat. She wanted it so badly...but too much sugar was not only bad for her teeth, but more indulgence then she wanted to allow herself. While the tiny knight debated what on earth she should do, she merely continued to engage in her battle of will against the decadent treat.

Comments

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

We were speaking of children and you diverged the topic to something hardly even related.

[fated_blade]

Molesting your hypothetical daughter is not related?

[She shouldn't be as upset about this as she is...]

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I am still curious as to where you received that idea.

[fated_blade]

Why would you want a son when you can have 'another Saber'? How else could you mean that?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Heh. Hah. Hahahaha! What an idea, Saber! You most certainly have the mind of a warrior!

I simply meant that if I had a daughter with you, she would have the best treatment possible!

[fated_blade]

[She grits her teeth with a frown]

You would be forbidden from spoiling her.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Oh? Would you be the strict parent?

[fated_blade]

I would be the responsible parent.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

What would make me irresponsible? There is foolishness in that thought.

[fated_blade]

A child needs proper guidance and discipline. You would only spoil her.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

She would be deserving of such a thing.

[fated_blade]

Well, I would prefer a son. However, either way, you would not be the father of any of my children.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

We shall see about that.

[fated_blade]

We cannot even have children in this world, fool.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

...a good point. I shall have to find a way around that.

[fated_blade]

No, you shant. I am unable to become pregnant; even in my lifetime that was so.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Hoo? Have you even tried, Saber?

[fated_blade]

My body became frozen in time. I never properly went through puberty.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

I will see about changing that also.

[fated_blade]

Why are you being extra ridiculous today? What is the point? You would want to raise children in this hell?

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Do you think that my Sword of Separation cannot break a rift to escape this foolish place?

[fated_blade]

And where do you plan to go from there? I cannot exist outside this place without the Grail or a master.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

With this body the Grail granted me, I can support you myself. If that proves to be false, there are other methods.

[fated_blade]

I would rather die than allow you to touch me.

[kinpika.livejournal.com]

Five minutes ago was rather different!